In 20-30 years, one of the hardest things our kids...
friend: how long does it take to get there?
me: about 5 songs
mister-sauce: I think anime has psychologically fucked us all up.
Normal people playing video games: Oh wow this is fun!
Me playing video games: MOTHER FUCKING BITCHASS HOE YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME OH MY FUCKING GOD SERIOUSLY NO WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT I HATE EVERYTHING WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU OH MY GOD YOU ASSHOLE WHAT THE SHIT DO WHAT IM FUCKING TELLING YOU OH MY GOD PLEASE FUCKING MOOOOOOVE FUUUUCK *slams fists down on desk* I FUCKING GIVE UP ON LIFE WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKING CUNT UGHGGH ASSHOLES OH MY GOD WILL YOU SHOOT THE FUCKING GUN STOP RELOADING ASSHOLE YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME OH MY GOD OHHHH MYYY GOOOODDDDD SJBSJSKDHSJS BDJSMD SUSHJSKD AGGHHHHHH FUCK EVERYTHING FUCK
teapayne: My favorite thing about school is not going
one time i was downloading the 4.6 GB discography of one of my favorite bands and i waited for like three hours and when i opened it it was full of gay porn and a .txt file that said “haha trolled u” but the jokes on them i love gay porn
0pales: why can’t I be one of those naturally skinny girls that has the metabolism of a 5 year old and gets to eat everything in sight who also wakes up with glowing skin and has singing birds do her hair
Who is Seme? Uke?
kuroisama: roxyschoiceass: Seme: Leo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aries, Gemini, Sagittarius Uke: Pisces, Virgo, Libra, Cancer, Aquarius, Taurus Why am I always an uke?!
I wrote a haiku
leslie-crusher: I hate group projects just let me do it myself everyone else sucks
constantly stuck between hating myself and thinking im the best thing on the fucking planet
I think the cinema will become my place of...
dreamsofthesociopathwithaheart: Iron Man 3: May 3, 2013. Star Trek 2: 17 May 2013. Wolverine 2: 26 July 2013. Thor 2: Nov. 15, 2013. Catching Fire: 22 November 2013. The Hobbit 2: 13 December 2013. Captain America 2: April 4, 2014 Sherlock Holmes 3: 2014.
I have mastered the art of reading smut with a...
hanitje: The same cannot be said for fluff. accurate my face when reading fluff:
patunes: the worst part of summer is when the back to school commercials come on
everyone: you're so quiet
me: i'm not quiet i just don't fucking like you